You have Michelle Bachmann as your Congresswoman, don't you? Oh, you poor thing. When I was helping put together the voting page at the White Bear Press, her biography was included because part of her district covers that area (this was when she was still running for state office). All candidates were asked the same questions, with one of them being "if you could only pass one law this session, which would it be?" She answered with a 500-word dissertation about how we have to have an amendment banning gay marriage. That was the single most important piece of legislation in her mind - nothing about roads or rising gas prices or anything else. Gay marriage. She's a freak. I feel bad for you that she is representing you. (But it's funny that your district is largely Catholic, as she belongs to a religion that believes the pope is the Antichrist).

I say this because while your letter has good intentions, you have the one representative who will completely and utterly ignore it. The first time she met Bush, she made headlines by giving him two giant hugs, then leaving her hand on his shoulder with a gigantic grin on her face for, like, five minutes. Seriously, look up her profile, then be ready to vomit.

Anyway, I agree Bush should be impeached - there are a hell of a lot more reasons to do so than there were for Clinton - but he won't be. Everybody just wants him to fuck off back to Texas, so they won't want to waste their time with an impeachment.