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• Ср, 13:01: My coworker is wearing a Vikings jacket today. Why? Because all his other jackets are coated in blood. #huntingseason
• Ср, 15:26: Ouch! I know a person who works there! RT @MPRnews ... window & door maker Andersen Corp. lays off 250 employees. http://t.co/aA8XZ2cO
• Ср, 17:14: Debugging code. Using phrases like "that file was WHACK already" because we in the software industry are totally cool. #needtogohomesoon
• Ср, 17:24: I have Siri envy.
• Ср, 18:34: RT @flea333: If I was president I would make a law that whenever someone litters, another person goes and takes a shit on the litterers ...
• Ср, 18:36: There is Nutella in my cupboard. #kitchendiscoveries Soon to be IN MY BELLY.
• Ср, 18:39: What? How did this spoon get in my hand?! And how did this Nutella container mysteriously end up open on the table in front of me?
• Ср, 19:30: RT @kjohnsoncsn: Prayers go out to Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos who was kidnapped from his home in Venezuela. What is wrong with this ...
• Ср, 19:31: The husband reports THERE ARE SNOWFLAKES on the west side of St Cloud!!!!
• Чт, 07:37: Making difficult landlord decisions. Hate this.

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