My tweets

• Mon, 13:18: The farther away a woman is from her last pregnancy, the rosier her memories seem. Except my cousin Mandy. She's a gem!
• Mon, 19:19: Baby app says my baby is the size of an heirloom tomato this week. I feel like my belly doubled in size just today. #pregnancy
• Tue, 06:58: Forgot to have a protein shake before bed last night. Dreamt I was at a fancy restaurant with a tour group and missed dinner. #pregnancy
• Tue, 08:38: RT @drezdn: If I could achieve the level of concentration I get when playing "Plants vs. Zombies" in other areas of life, I'd be unstopp ...
• Tue, 08:39: RT @faitherinhicks: Everything I've seen about the new Tomb Raider game is depressing. Why does Lara Croft need a rape origin story to m ...