My tweets

• Fri, 12:42: Just read bell hooks' take on Harry Potter. Whoa. Totally re-thinking it now. Yet so obvious!
• Fri, 13:42: So NERVOUS about submitting this resume. DON'T TELL ME NO, PLEASE. I just want a couple letters after my name, that's all!
• Fri, 13:44: Well, THREE letters after my name, to be specific. Just three. Three specific letters, really. Not to be too picky about it. #rustyresume
• Fri, 13:59: I've hit "Send" and will now cower and quiver in a ball until I receive the mocking, laughing rejection letter.