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"So like all good vices -- booze, boys, bacon -- stinging nettles should be enjoyed in moderation." -- Dan Savage

Check out the Modesty Snaps and the Beer Gut Cut. "Remember, the Lord Jesus Christ doesn't tell you what your size is, we do." Lordy, that whole site is filled with humourous maxims.

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This Michelle:

Too bad Tom's dead. Took too many Zantecs. Never woke up again. I think it's just Candi at the shop, now.